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Words of Wisdom
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Humor - Chocolate is a Vegetable
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Chocolate is a Vegetable:
Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans.
Bean = vegetable.
Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS.
Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category.
Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain
milk, which is dairy.
So candy bars are a health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and
strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
you're eating it too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home
from the store in a hot car.
The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal.
It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll
eat less.
Chocolate has many preservatives.
Preservatives make you look younger.
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of
things to do today.
That way, at least you'll get
one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total
daily intake of calories in one place.
Now, isn't
that handy?
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for
control top pantyhose.
An entire garment industry
would be devastated.
You can't let that happen, can
you?
Thanks Jessica!
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